Nostalgic Humor Lover Pillows

"You were talking to yourself?- Good for a moment I thought you had one of these dreadful mobile phone things!"

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

Man reads note: 'Gone out your dinner's in the chip shop'.

Thug with his son.

Farming Technology

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

Clancy: Eye for the Ladies

'You're running away from home? Great! -- now I can subscribe to the Playboy Channel!'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

The Prequel

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'AS a kid I dreamed of playing first base, but all my parents could afford was an oven mitt.'

Footman talking to butler

Yeah, me worry.

"I've got to take this call."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'