Nostalgic Humorists Gifts

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

North Pole Coal Company - Supplying naughty children the world over.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

The African Plains during the 70's.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hipsters"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Medieval headlines.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The other days of the year...

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy