Nostalgic Humor Fans Gifts

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

A Boy and his Mannequin.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

How We Know You're Getting Old

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

A Little Mistake.

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.

Baby boomers anthem.