Nostalgic Comedian T-Shirts

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The other days of the year...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

The African Plains during the 70's.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

Gunswinger

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

Early American Think Tank.

A Women Falls Into A Brook.