Nostalgic Comedian Mugs

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

The other days of the year...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

The African Plains during the 70's.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

Gunswinger

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"Roots, figs, water, mammoth meat, and... um... Ugh! Me never remember shopping list!"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

The Moe Howard Installation

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Shaketh."

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

Early American Think Tank.