Nostalgic Trick-or-treater Gifts

I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.

ZZZZZZZ Top

Trick or Tweet

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Rock and Roll

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Ballon escapee

An Appreciation

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

We love the Rolling Stones...

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Mr. Punch cycling

Once Cute, once handsome, once tall and lithe, once given to optimism

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"I forgot to misspend my youth."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.