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Rock and Roll

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Ballon escapee

An Appreciation

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Mr. Punch cycling

Once Cute, once handsome, once tall and lithe, once given to optimism

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I forgot to misspend my youth."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.