Nostalgic Antics Pillows

Kid to kid: 'I had my sentence reduced to a couple of hours in my room.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

Tony Weller and his grandson

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

Zzzzzzzzz...

Baby boomers anthem.

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

"Home school class reunion"

'Al was competitive to the end!'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

See your photo from 2 years ago.

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'