Nostalgic Laughter Seeker Pillows

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"That'll be five bucks."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

"I love these old decorations!"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

1930's Lady.

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"