Nostalgic Chuckler Gifts

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Various Birds of Pray.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

Baby boomers anthem.

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

"Home school class reunion"

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."