Survivalist Chuckler Gifts

"That's a GOOD BOY! Now let's go home."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Arf! Arf!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Island and man

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Cactus with Tap

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"