Historical Antics Mugs

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Jerry Scarer

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Mistress Talking to Maid

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Jurassic Ark

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Lollies

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House