Ancient Journeys Enthusiast Pillows

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

You had me at vintage.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Romans.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"That's not what I said."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

The Chicken of the North

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Britain in 410AD

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

Removal Van.

"That one's for his cat."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.