Adventurous Altruist Gifts

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Cactus seats.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Shoot For The Moon

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mad For It

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Fight or flight?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

People of Courage

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'Higher!'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."