Adventurous Altruist Mugs

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Cactus seats.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Shoot For The Moon

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mad For It

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Fight or flight?"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

People of Courage

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Higher!'

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

The Street Kid at Christmas.