Gift-unwrapping Warrior T-Shirts

Holiday package opening set.

Changing Room Decisions

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Burn out

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

Fencing Lessons

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Vote

Human empathy

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Snowman offering solutions.

What do you like most about presents?

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

Sword Fight

The art of wrapping.

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"We've been making record profits and I hear some of it is trickling down to the workers. We need to call a plumber to stop the leak."

New York City Rodeo

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

'How is your Christmas shopping going?'

The Day After Christmas DAy

"That settles it! - Nwxt year I'll wrap the Christmas presents..."

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

Can I wear this coat in the rain? Yes. It'll get soaking wet, but you can wear it in the rain.