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Burn out

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"First break since 2008."

Heading off with a packed bag

"You're never home."

Airport

Woman looking into a mirror

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

9-5, 5-9

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Well, now we've seen it."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Flights and Coronavirus

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I think I'm lost."