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'Have you been drinking again?' 'For the lat time, it's called UNWINDING!'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

Curtsey

"This is my man cave."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Relaxing on a sofa

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Second aid

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

You know I can't do the twist.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

"It must be his beeper."

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."