Unwinding Expert T-Shirts

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Second aid

A boy and his spin patrol.

Relaxing on a sofa

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

In and out trays for ironing.

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

The Whip Hand

"Soooo... What are we going to do with ourselves?"

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

'I often come here to unwind.'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

Meditation Class.