Unwinding Expert Mugs

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

9-5, 5-9

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Relaxing on a sofa

Second aid

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

In and out trays for ironing.

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

The Whip Hand

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

'I often come here to unwind.'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

"Soooo... What are we going to do with ourselves?"