Unwind Expert Mugs

Second aid

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee

How the goat got square eyes.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'