Unwind Expert Mugs

Second aid

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

How the goat got square eyes.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'