After-work Unwinder T-Shirts

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Professional woman in pub

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"What time is it mentally?"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'A Fucking Drink'

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Quitting time

"Held up at work? You could have called."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

I am ready for my wine.

"I am ready for my wine."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"