After-work Unwinder Pillows

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Professional woman in pub

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Burn out

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"What time is it mentally?"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'A Fucking Drink'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Quitting time

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Held up at work? You could have called."

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

I am ready for my wine.

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

"I am ready for my wine."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."