After-work Reveler Pillows

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'A Fucking Drink'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

The Easter Bunny in August

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

"Happy National Pride Month."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'I'm glad it's friday.'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'He's whooping it up again.'

Happy Anniversary

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

Lush.

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

'24 hour drinking... I'll drink to that!'

"Don't get me started on crows."

Happy Hour

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'