After Work Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Temporarily Unavailable

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

Night-shift entrance

Professional woman in pub

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"What time is it mentally?"

'A Fucking Drink'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Working Vacation.

"Dunhomin"

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Quitting time

"This is the best news."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

"Held up at work? You could have called."

I am ready for my wine.

Of course I'm really working late.

Happy Retirement

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

"I am ready for my wine."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."