After Work Unwind Pillows

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

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"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"What time is it mentally?"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Quitting time

"This is the best news."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

I am ready for my wine.

Happy Retirement

"This is the software for my head."

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"May her soul rest in peace."

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"I am ready for my wine."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

Freezer Supply Company, 5:00P.M.

"He usually works from home."

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

"Must be 5 o'clock, eh?"

"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

"Re toxing Dave"