Email Unwinder Pillows

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I hit reply all too many times."

Relaxing on a sofa

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Burn out

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Amateur Spam.

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

Out of office.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"I got your email to work – but it can only send and receive spam."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."