Email Unwinder Gifts

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"I hit reply all too many times."

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Burn out

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"This is where I come to unwind."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'

Amateur Spam.

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"This the nastiest email that I ever read. I want to use it as our new template."

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

E-mail message - You have a message that isn't junk!

"All right, back to answering e-mails and sighing."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Out of office.

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

"I got your email to work – but it can only send and receive spam."