Unwinding Gifts

Meditation Class.

9-5, 5-9

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

"This is where I come to unwind."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'He'll be with you in a minute. Right now he's unwinding.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"They're still putting you under a lot of pressure at work then Harry."

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

Relaxing on a sofa

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

"Soooo... What are we going to do with ourselves?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Moving in

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Second aid

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Burn out

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

How to recover from a bad day

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"It must be his beeper."

'It's perfect!'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Already feels like a two bottle night. . ."