Weekend Unwinders Gifts

'I understand he tried to unwind from work too quickly and got the bends.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Clubbing

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

9-5, 5-9

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Take a hike.