Weekend Unwind Gifts

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Getting through the week.

Clubbing

"Have a good weekend!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Relaxing on a sofa

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'