Friday Night Unwind Gifts

'A Fucking Drink'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Alexa, mute my life."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Infinity Tavern

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

City centre pub.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Towny Music Night.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Pizza and Karaoke

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"