Friday Night Hangout Gifts

A pint of the usual

Join me in a beer?

Pizza and Karaoke

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Infinity Tavern

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Clown Happy Hour

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Next Round Indicator

Towny Music Night.

City centre pub.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'A Fucking Drink'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'