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'A Fucking Drink'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Clown Happy Hour

Next Round Indicator

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Towny Music Night.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

City centre pub.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Pizza and Karaoke

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Happy hour.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Full glass