Friday Night T-Shirts

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

In, Out, Out Out trays.

No wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk hour, 5-7.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Friday night football wardrobe.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'It's Friday and my heart is closed for business.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

'My life is sooooo boring. It's Friday already...and I've got absolutely nothing to feel guilty about.'

Work's over - time to play

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Quiet in here today"

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Friday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The Streets - Night

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

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'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"