Friday Night Plans T-Shirts

'I wonder if Andy ever thinks of me as anything more than a co-worker. I can't say anything to him. I have to keep my mouth shut.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The Streets - Night

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Clown Happy Hour

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Next Round Indicator

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

City centre pub.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Towny Music Night.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'A Fucking Drink'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Pizza and Karaoke

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)