Saturday Night Plans T-Shirts

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The Streets - Night

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Next Round Indicator

Clown Happy Hour

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Towny Music Night.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

City centre pub.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Happy hour.

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Full glass

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Great party.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"