Saturday Night Plans T-Shirts

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The Streets - Night

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

Clown Happy Hour

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

City centre pub.

Towny Music Night.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Happy hour.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Full glass

"It's Friday night. Let's go find something new to hate."

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Great party.

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."