Saturday Night Celebration T-Shirts

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Thank God It's Friday.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Happy hour.

Sabrage

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'Thank God it's fry day'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Great party - thanks.

Sniffogram: 'Aww, YOU Guys!!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

Sirens Heard

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"Christ! Is it Friday already!"

Thank God it's Friday.

Rules for the next presidential debate drinking game.

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

Congratulations

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'