Saturday Night Celebration Gifts

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Thank God It's Friday.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Happy hour.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

Sabrage

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Sniffogram: 'Aww, YOU Guys!!'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Thank God it's fry day'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Great party - thanks.

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Sirens Heard

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

Rules for the next presidential debate drinking game.

Thank God it's Friday.

"Christ! Is it Friday already!"

Congratulations

'Where's the (hic!) second row?'

"I love Fallon, but what's this 'late-night television' thing?"