Weekend Celebration Gifts

Thank God It's Friday.

Sirens Heard

'Thank God it's fry day'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Great party - thanks.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

'T.M.I.F.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

Clubbing

"Have a good weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Friday 5.30pm.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."