Weekend Get-together Gifts

Party on the Balcony.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Relaxing on a sofa

No early morning tea past this landing

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"