Weekend Get-together T-Shirts

Party on the Balcony.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Thank God It's Friday.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Relaxing on a sofa

No early morning tea past this landing

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'