Weekend Party Gifts

I could have danced all night!

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The Amateur Golfer

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

No early morning tea past this landing

Relaxing on a sofa