Weekend Hangout Gifts

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Clubbing

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

Pizza and Karaoke

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Urban Life.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'T.S.I.F.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'