Weekend Outings Gifts

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

STILL LIVES - 'Only eight o'clock on a Friday night and I'm steaming already!'

Maze

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

No early morning tea past this landing

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"