Sunday Outing Gifts

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"