Sunday Outing Gifts

"And for those who plan to play golf today, remember the Third and Ninth Commandments."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

At the market

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Circus Act

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Log Ride

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"