Sunday Gatherings Gifts

Sunday Joint

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Christmas Tree

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The prying mantis,

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The devil you know and his plus one

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

celebrating a birth.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Children's Party

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'