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If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Christmas Tree

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The prying mantis,

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

celebrating a birth.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Children's Party

"You two seem oddly suited."