Weekend Enjoyment Gifts

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Relaxing on a sofa

No early morning tea past this landing

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

Magestically Marble Hill

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'