Weekend Celebrations Gifts

"Christ! Is it Friday already!"

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"

Thank God it's Friday.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Friday 5.30pm.

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."